Beer Parlour Parliament

Beer Parlour Parliament

“You need wise counsel, Bello. Recall that when we met sometime last year at Mama John Pepper-soup Joint in Agege, right here in Lagos,...

“Y ou know, the beauty of Mama Mulikat’s joint is that its drinks are cheap but of course, the ugly aspect of the rendezvous...

Two guys were arrested in my neighbourhood last night. They were accused of drugging a lady and gang-raping her, to the extent that the...

“We should have concentrated on the newly brewed beer that is being promoted. Drinking a mixture of the stuff can precipitate abdominal rumblings, so...

You look chirpy today; is it in the spirit of Easter? And assuredly, yours is a double take. You got to meet a new catch, Esther, under the palm-tree...

“Come read this cheery news, Kay. They say China has demanded for Nigeria’s oil, apparently brewing the tonic of a chummy relationship between the two countries.” “Charles I’ve read it, and...

“You need wise counsel, Bello. Recall that when we met sometime last year at Mama John Pepper-soup Joint in Agege, right here in Lagos, I warned you sternly to...

“Why are you not on the dance floor? Shade and I have just finished our ball dance. At least, one would not kill himself. So if the naira falls at...

"Remember I offered you two bottles for coming tops in this Ludo game. But rest assured that I will collect them back by the time I give you two...

“There is a ball dance rehearsal going on in the other hall. I learned it is in preparation for Valentine’s Day, which incidentally falls on a Sunday, a day that...

“Plans are still in the pipeline to buy 10 additional plastic chairs and four tables, to cope with the crowd of revellers in this...

“Our club’s general election is due to hold any moment from now. So, preparations are in top gear. First, we want to work for...

“I just left the hospital and resolved to head straight to this place, to cool off my nerves after so many terrifying sights in the...

"You seem patently perturbed today; what is really the source of the brouhaha? Or is your company indebted to any of these stressed commercial...
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